tastefullyoffensive:

So close.

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anglosexual:

chickensandwich:

i hate when couples say “we’re pregnant” because there is a very slim chance that they are both pregnant

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pastthemoonandthestars:

i say such sexual and inappropriate things but in reality i’m the biggest virgin you’ll ever meet 

if i had to choose a sentence to describe myself this would be it

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anus:

woah there let’s take it easy

anus:

woah there let’s take it easy

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How dare you do this to me Tumblr. ajksgfjkagjeb *cryes*

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0m-my-g0th:

this is so relevant to me right now

0m-my-g0th:

this is so relevant to me right now

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

iamjacks-completelack-ofsurprise:

Will Smith embarrassing Jaden has got to be one of my all time favorite things

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rnedia:

this is perhaps the best photoset that has ever been put together on this site

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i-choose-fit:

Best poem ever.

i-choose-fit:

Best poem ever.

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inkeddotwork:

Matthew Kozik

inkeddotwork:

Matthew Kozik

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